Ah, the Grinch, a mean old desperate fool
who's idea of Christmas, was stealing from Who's
The noisiest neighbors in all of the land
the Who's forced the Grinch to come up with a plan
He concocted and schemed, while the Who-villians dreamed
Then grabbed some old sacks, and his innocent dog Max
who did all of the work, for that big grinning jerk,
while being prodded and whipped, into the town they did slip
Stealing candies from babies, and ice cubes from trays
not one single present did the Grinch let go stray
Back to the mountain top to wait for the sound
of the Who-villians crying when no presents were found
But instead of whimpers, all the Grinch heard was glee
and watched as his heart grew bigger (times 3)
He returned all the gifts and joined in the feast
for all the Grinch really wanted was a slice of roast-beast
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